Earthpark

A zine-size roleplaying game of alien panic, bucket hats, and soft play disasters.

Your ship crash-landed at a British holiday park. The disguises are glitching. The chip van is sentient. And tonight’s your turn to run karaoke.

You’re a team of stranded extraterrestrials just trying to:

Blend in as “Dave from Accounts”

Recover your ship parts (one’s in a claw machine)

Avoid the Alien Hunters Convention (bad week to crash)

Survive bingo, bar fights, and emotional connection

Will you escape?

Fall in love with a human?

Or accidentally become part of the entertainment staff?

Inside the zine:

1d6 story missions with real stakes (and fake moustaches)

A d6 chaos complication table

Quirky alien gadgets like the Snack Printer and Emotion Beacon

Light rules using 1d6, with Blend / Fix / Panic stats

Glitch tracker, park zones, and plenty of doodle space

For 2–5 players. GM optional. 1–3 hours.

Print-ready A5 zine. Powered by seagulls, chips, and light-speed storytelling.